One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Savage Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50

Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50 #1 in Biker Patches

Boss Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Gray

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $0.75
$2.50

Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50

Rock Star Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

OG Patch

2.5x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.75
$2.50
Reflective Patches

BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Trouble Maker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Not A Role Model Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Dunkin Deeznuts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Rebel Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Orgasm Donor Medic Cross Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$2.50

Grumpy Old Fart Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Orgasm Donor Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$2.50

White Trash Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Warning Bombshell Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Cracker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Wood Spoon Survivor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$4

100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Crashing Sucks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Shit Creek Survivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Space Cadet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Heaven Sent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Out Of Order Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Professional Booby Massager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Beer Is Food Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Big Bad Wolf Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Nerd Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Let's Accelerate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Gimp Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Zombie Hunter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
$2.50

Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

I Got My Own Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Obedience School Drop Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
$2.50

Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%