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One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

50 Percent Single Patch

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Down with Panties Patch

Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Hadouken Patch

Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Body under construction Patch

Body under construction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Little Bitch Patch

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Fuck'em All Patch

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hooter Inspector Patch

Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hakuna Matata Patch

Hakuna Matata Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
The Resistance Patch

The Resistance Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Boner Donor Patch

Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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333 Half Evil Patch | Embroidered Patches

333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Big Papa Patch

Big Papa Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Fat Biker Patch

Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Traveling Freak Show Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Kiss My Ass Patch

Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
The Man The Legend Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Angel Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Devil Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Fuggetaboutit Patch

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I Didn't Do It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Stranger With Benefits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Trophy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trophy Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Assman Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Breastman Patch

Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Asphalt Cowboy Biker Patch

Asphalt Cowboy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Bad Example Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Let's Roll Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Evil Patch With Devil Horns | Embroidered Patches

Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Babe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
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