One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

High Society Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Wrecking Crew Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50

Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Live Free Ride Wild Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Sinner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

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