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Funny Naughty Saying Patches

Find our very naughty saying patches. If it has a bad word in it or if it kick starts your dirty mind, you'll find those patches right here under our naughty and funny category. If you want to find more patches like these take a look at our main Naughty Patches category. This particular category here only focuses on the funny sayings.

Route 69 Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Route 69 Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bootylicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Are No 1 Middle Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are No 1 Middle Finger Patch

2.5x3.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Lets Get Naked Patch

Lets Get Naked Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Caution Slippery When Wet Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.75
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My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sunshine And Fuckin Rainbows Patch

Sunshine and Fuckin Rainbows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Sex Addict Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body By Bacon Funny Patch

Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Show Your Tits Patch

Show Your Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Grab Em By The Pussy Trump Patch

Grab Em By The Pussy Trump Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x3.3 inch as low as $2.50
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Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Patch

Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Fox Given Funny Patch

No Fox Given Funny Patch

3.3x4 inch as low as $3
$5.99$4.79 Save 20%
I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Biden and Fuck You for Voting for Him Patch

Fuck Biden and Fuck You for Voting for Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch Go Fuck Yourself

Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Relationship Has 12 Letters So Does Fuck That Shit Patch

Relationship Has 12 Letters So Does Fuck That Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Pure Evil Iron on Patch

Pure Evil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Such An Asshole Patch

I'm Such An Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Swallow Or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Patch

Swallow or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Funny Biker Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Will Fuck For Beer Patch

Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Why Don't You Hide And Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Why Don't You Hide and Go Fuck Yourself Funny Iron on Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge Patch | Embroidered Patches

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Jesus Loves You You Are An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

Jesus Loves You I Think You Are An Asshole Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Ain't Limping Aint Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Limping Aint Shit Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Admit You Are An Asshole Patch

Admitting You Are an Asshole is The First Step Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Instant Asshole Add Beer Patch

Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Penny For Your Thoughts Dollar for the Panties Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Who Is Your Daddy Patch

Who Is Your Daddy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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English Motherfucker You Speak It Patch

English Motherfucker You Speak It Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can You Shift Gears or You Stuck On Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You Patch

Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Patch | Embroidered Patches

For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Kiss My Ass Patch

Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches

We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Patch

What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch

I Don't Give A Rats Ass Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch

Stupid People Piss Me Off Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Sweat The Petty Stuff Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Never Trust Anything That Bleeds 5 Days Patch

Never Trust Anything That Bleeds 5 Days And Doesn't Die Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Man The Legend Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sex Instructor Patch

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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All Grown Up And Still Fascinated About Nipples Patch

All Grown Up and Still Fascinated About Nipples Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch

You Look Like I Need Another Drink Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches

I Will Not Remember Any Of This Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Assman Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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