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Funny Naughty Saying Patches

Find our very naughty saying patches. If it has a bad word in it or if it kick starts your dirty mind, you'll find those patches right here under our naughty and funny category. If you want to find more patches like these take a look at our main Naughty Patches category. This particular category here only focuses on the funny sayings.

Biden Sucks Kamala Blows Patch

Biden Sucks Kamala Blows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Let's Misbehave Patch

Let's Misbehave Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dirty Little Freak Patch

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boner Donor Patch

Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Never Waste a Boner Patch

Never Waste a Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Your hole is my Goal Patch

Your hole is my Goal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Down with Panties Patch

Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biden The Quicker Fucker Upper Patch

Biden The Quicker Fucker Upper Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Lives Matter You are all cunts Fuck you Iron on Patch

No Lives Matter You are all cunts Fuck you Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Iron on Patch

If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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There is a Fuckery Afoot Iron on Patch

There is a Fuckery Afoot Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I Eat Pussy And I Stutter Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Creek Survivor Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Creek Survivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Are Here Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are Here Patch

2.25x4 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Smiley Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Smiley Face Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

3.75x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches

Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Needs Big Tits When You Got An Ass Like This Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Orgasm Donor Patch | Embroidered Patches

Orgasm Donor Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Sleeps Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lollipops To Cocks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lollipops To Cocks Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Orgasm Donor Red Cross Patch

Orgasm Donor Medic Cross Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Seen Some Shit Patch

I've Seen Some Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Not Friendly Patch

Not Friendly Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Pineapple Patch

Pineapple Patch

2x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Patch

Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Are We Going To Ride Or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are We Going To Ride or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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If You're Happy And You Know It Grab My Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You're Happy and You Know It Grab My Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sticks And Stones Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones Buy Whips and Chains Excite Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like to Snatch Kisses and Vice Versa Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Motherfucker Patch

Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck U Finger Patch

Fuck U Finger Naughty Iron on Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Designated Asshole Patch

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Girls Wanted Patch | Embroidered Patches

Girls Wanted All Positions Will Train Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If It's Sex Or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Sex or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I love hot moms Patch

I love hot moms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2
$4.99
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