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Funny Naughty Saying Patches

Find our very naughty saying patches. If it has a bad word in it or if it kick starts your dirty mind, you'll find those patches right here under our naughty and funny category. If you want to find more patches like these take a look at our main Naughty Patches category. This particular category here only focuses on the funny sayings.

Just So You Know I don't Mind Going Back to Prison Patch

Just So You Know I don't Mind Going Back to Prison Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Patch

Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Patch

If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Mother Nature Makes me Wet Patch

Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Patch

Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dumb Ass You Are Patch

Dumb Ass You Are Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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English Compadre Do You Speak It Patch | Embroidered Patches

English Compadre Do You Speak It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Only A Bastard Like Me Could Love A Bitch Like Her Patch

Only A Bastard Like Me Could Love A Bitch Like Her Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Doucebag Patch

Hashtag Doucebag Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $1.50
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In the nicest possible way Fuck You Patch

In the nicest possible way Fuck You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Genuine Asshole Made In USA Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Support Single Moms One Dollar at a Time Patch

I Support Single Moms One Dollar at a Time Naughty Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.75
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I am a Huge Fan of Inappropriate Behavior Patch

I am a Huge Fan of Inappropriate Behavior Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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More You Fuck Around More You Find Out Patch

More You Fuck Around More You Find Out Patch

2.25x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Going to Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Vaccinated and Ready To Fuck Funny Iron on Patch

Vaccinated and Ready To Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Cousin Love Patch

Cousin Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck The Kingsguard Fuck the City Fuck The King and Fuck you too Patch

Fuck The Kingsguard Fuck the City Fuck The King and Fuck you too Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead Patch

When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead. It's the same thing when you are Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Patch

I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Uncle Fucker Patch

Uncle Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Naughty Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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If It Has Tits Or Wheels Sooner Or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

If It Has Tits or Wheels Sooner or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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A fucking Good Time never Hurt Anybody Patch

A fucking Good Time never Hurt Anybody Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Buck Fiden Patch

Buck Fiden Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Support Single Moms Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Support Single Moms Funny Biker Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Shocker Hand Sign Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shocker Hand Sign Patch

3.25x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I eat Milf and Cookies Patch

I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Official Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

Official Asshole Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Crazy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Vaginaterian Patch | Embroidered Patches

Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Condom And Volunteer Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

For my Next Trick I need a Condom and Volunteer Trick Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Quarantine quitters of America Fuck Social Distancing Corona Virus Patch

Quarantine quitters of America Fuck Social Distancing Corona Virus Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.75
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If you can read this You are too fucking close Corona Virus Patch

If you can read this You are too fucking close Corona Virus Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2
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Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Patch

Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Milf in Training Patch

Milf in Training Funny Ladies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Iron on Patch

Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Shoot a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Iron on Patch

We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Devil Dog Iron on Patch

Devil Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
You Should Hear The Names Patch

You Should Hear The Names The Voices In My Head Are Calling You Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels Patch

Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels and a Motor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Uptight Honkeys Patch

No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Where your Off Button Patch

Where your Off Button Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches

That's Mr Asshole To You Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Free Mustache Rides Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Mustache Rides Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Girls Only Patch

Girls Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Pussy Wrecker Patch

Pussy Wrecker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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