Ever want to say something rude or tell someone off but know you can't without causing a big scene? Sometimes you want to tell them to just shut the hell up, but you're in the middle of a restaurant or some other public gathering and you know you shouldn't. Maybe the person is your boss or influential at work, or maybe you need something from this annoying person and have to deal with them. You can't tell them what's really on your mind, but you can wear a saying patch or two on your jacket for just these situations.
Some of these funny patches are simply humorous, while others can be pretty offensive. If you're looking to make people laugh, you'll find plenty of patches that do the job, like one that says 'crashing sucks' or 'no belly, no biker'. Some of them are more of a challenge to others and show off your attitude, like the 'Go ahead, make my day!' patch.
Then there are some sayings patches that make a statement about your beliefs. Some of these patches support the Second Amendment and the right to bear arms. Others show your support for the armed forces. Then there are the offensive ones that tell people off, like the one that says, 'admitting you are an asshole is the first step' or the patch that proclaims, 'I don't give a rats ass'. These patches might get you into trouble or at least annoy people, but they're also really fun.
You can use any of these sayings patches on your jacket or other biker accessories. If you want, you can even put a collection of them on the same jacket so you've got a fun saying for every situation.
