The Testicle Festival, or Testy Festy, might not sound like the name for a biker rally, but it is. It's a rally held at the Rock Creek Lodge, which is located near Clinton, Montana. This large event draws over 15,000 people every year, and this year, it will be held August first through fourth. While it's not strictly a bikers-only rally, bikers do play a large part in it. There are also a lot of venders selling motorcycle products, patches, and parts, live music, contests, and a lot of fun. There's also that unique treat that gives the festival its name: the deep fried bull's testicles! Doesn't that sound incredibly tasty?
So what happens at one of these Testicle Festivals? Besides the eating, there's drinking, dancing, performances, camping out, and a lot more. The schedule for this year includes a wet t-shirt contest, a fun buns contest, a tattoo contest, and more. Live musical performances by Tim Montana and His Shrednecks, the Brooklyn Blues Project, Shakewell, the Cold Hard Chash Show, and Midnight Dreams are guaranteed to get you on your feet.
General admission to the festival is $16. You can set up your campsite for a small fee, or you can get lodging at one of the nearby hotels. The Testicle Festival is an adults-only event, so leave the kids at home. Organizers also warn that while the festival doesn't usually get that out of hand, some party-goers have been known to misplace some of their clothing, so if you're sensitive about that kind of thing, this might not be the event for you.
