Sometimes, there are just no words awesome or horrible enough to describe something. You need the power of a swear word, but even that's not enough. It's times like that when you have to invent or smash two words together to create the perfect term. That's what happened with the word fanfuckintastic. This word was created at some point when something was either so great or so shitty (usually the second option) that 'fantastic' just didn't cut it. If you love this made up word or have days that only it can describe, the Fanfuckintastic Patch was made for you. It's one of the Offensive Patches found on The Cheap Place.
There are two terms for inserting a word into the middle of another word like this. The proper term is tmesis, which few people know and even fewer know how to say. The other term is expletive infixation, which is exactly what fanfuckintastic is. It means to stick some profanity into another word. You can do this to just about any word whenever you feel like it needs a little extra kick. One of the most common, besides fanfuckintastic, is absofuckinlutely.
You can point to this patch whenever something is amazing or horrible. The lettering is embroidered in white on black. Instead of being rectangular, the black die cut border follows the shape of the letters. The patch measures four inches by one inch. It can be ironed on to your jacket, vest, pants, canvas belt, hat, canvas wallet, and other fabrics. Just don't iron it on to leather or it will ruin the material.
