There are a number of different Religious Patches and Christian Patches on The Cheap Place, and most of them are very inspirational or have messages of peace and love on them. Then there's this patch. While it does state that Jesus loves you, it follows it up by saying that the wearer thinks whoever is reading it is an asshole! The Jesus Loves You You Are An Asshole Patch might seem hypocritical to some, but to others, it's hilarious. If you're looking for a funny patch that does take a swipe at religion, this one is definitely an option.
This patch does make it clear that Jesus loves everyone, but it also makes it clear that you think some people are assholes. Of course, this is a pretty true statement. We are taught that Jesus loves everyone, even those who others may not think deserve it. People, however, are flawed, and we're not above disliking people and calling them names. Assholes deserve to be labeled as such, and while it's not great to call people names, it's not great to be a jerk, either.
The font on this patch is slightly different from some of the saying patches and other patches on the site. It's done in a handwriting style, but it's still very easy to read. It's also done in orange instead of white, so it will stand out even among other patches with phrases on them. It measures 4 by 1.5 inches and can be sewn or ironed onto your clothing.
Let everyone know what both you and Jesus think of others with this funny religious patch.
