I'm usually not one for vulgarity, but I saw a Ladies Patch at The Cheap Place that I just had to write about. There, right on the first page of the category is the circular, black and white Wine Me Dine Me patch. It's so simple in design, yet what it says jumps right out and slaps you in the face. It's actually quite refreshing when worn by the right woman.
The thing is, when it comes to good looking women, men are men. If I walked up to a complete stranger, no matter how hot she was, and made her a wine, dine, and 69 proposal, changes are I'd be slapped. But seeing a woman wear this patch is almost an invitation to men everywhere to at least give it a try. And while most of us won't, we'll at least have some fun wondering what she's like.
As I said, I'm not much for vulgarity, but I do believe we have become so hyper-sensitive in America that we can't have any fun with our words any more. Even if a woman who wore this patch never intended to be loose, she can have a lot fun teasing with it. I say, forget the political correctness and say what you want. And ladies, if you want to tell the world to wine you, dine you, and 69 you, I'm all for it. Just be sure to let me know your schedule.
