Today's post is about another one of The Cheap Place's funny patches. It's a white-on-black rectangular which says "I'm As Confused As Baby In a Topless Bar" - something it took me a while to figure out. I admit, I'm a bit slow on the uptake, but since I don't visit topless bars all that often it didn't click with me right away. Like a lot of funny saying patches I had to think about this one for a couple of minutes.
When the light finally did go on in my dim little brain I must admit I chuckled. Just the thought of having so many choices would be enough to confuse any baby; not to mention the patrons of said establishment as well. So many choices... so little time, as they say. I only hope that little baby doesn't grow up with severe performance anxiety issues later on.
If you're a person who has a hard time making decisions this patch is perfect for you. In fact, a great place to mount it would be on the back of your leather jacket, right between the shoulder blades. That way, when your lady is on your bike with you, she'll be able to finally understand what really makes you tick. If you don't have a lady you might consider sewing it to the front of your jacket, or perhaps attaching it to a ball cap, your chaps, or even a rucksack.
