Can't Smoke In Public? You Can Wear This Patch!

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off PatchMost bikers would consider themselves rebels, right? So, if you're a biker whose also a cigar smoker, check out the I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off patch. It's in the Funny Patches section at The Cheap Place. Come to think of it, you don't even need to be a rebel biker to like this one. You just need to be in favor personal freedom.

Unfortunately, we live in a growing nanny state which is more and more trying to protect us from ourselves. That includes keeping us from enjoying a good cigar every now and again. In too many places smoking has been outlawed, and those who do so scorned as monsters. It really sucks. Whatever happened to the days of "live and let live".

The I Smoke Cigars patch is one that I would be more than happy to wear on the front of my jacket. And just to tweak 'em even more, I'd spend the day chomping on an unlit stogy just so they'd know I wasn't kidding. The patch would also fit well on a ball cap or fishing hat so you can irritate 'em even when it's too warm for a jacket!

If you're going to wear this patch, just be prepared for the condescending looks and the muttering under the breath from the do-gooder crowd. They can't stand to think you might enjoy yourself with a Cohiba or a Montecristo. But that's their loss.

Comments

Added by Thom on March 09, 2011 If they don't like my cigars, I just ask for a spitoon, and if they don't have one, tell'em a spit-cup will work just as well! These are the same people who complain because I smoke on the toilet ... Hey, I am doing them a favor, what the hell did they expect to smell in a public toilet?
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