Today's post is about the Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You patch in the Funny Patches section. It's a relatively new offering so you'll find it right on the first page of that section. Now, while I find it a very attractive patch in terms of color, I must admit that I don't get the joke. Am I to assume that well endowed women are somehow scary? Pardon my ignorance if that's the case.
Assuming it is, I suppose wearing this patch is a way to get a few chuckles and break the ice. Or perhaps it's a way for a woman to make the men realize that she's aware of the size of her chest, so that they can get on to other things. Like I said, I don't get this patch. If I'm missing something please leave a comment and explain it to me.
I might suggest that if you're going to wear this patch, attach it to a t-shirt or a leather vest in the chest position. If your jugs are that big they are going to grab everyone's attention anyway, you might as well mount the patch right there. Choose the left side, the right side, or right in the middle. If you're going to use a tank top, attaching it right where the cleavage begins to make a statement might be the ideal position. In the end, whether I get the joke or not, you should have fun with it!
