Sometimes, it seems like no matter what you do, you piss someone off. Some people just seem to get pissed at any little thing. You can smile at them and say good morning, and they react like you just punched their grandmother in the face. There's nothing you can do to make them smile, so you might as well add this Funny Patch to your jacket and let them know that you're ready to work with them. The What Can I Do TO Piss You Off Today Patch offers these people the chance to custom-order things to get pissed about!
Why does it seem like you just can't please some people? These people may just take a dislike to you for no good reason. Maybe they're unconsciously stereotyping you. Maybe they took offense at something you said and haven't forgiven you. Whatever it is, you have two options with this kind of people: do your best to make them like you, or say screw it and enjoy pissing them off in new and interesting ways!
This funny patch measures 4 inches across by 1.25 inches high. The text is in white on a black background. The thick black borders help make it easy to sew it on to leather, while the plastic backing makes it head to iron it on to any other type of material. You can attach it to jackets, pants, vests, hats, even canvas belts and wallets. If you want to give these patches to your friends or want to resell them, you can even purchase wholesale patches with this saying on them.
