What will you do for cake? There are a lot of things people do for that tasty dessert. Some people go out of their way to go to places that offer their favorite flavors, while others will bribe their friends to make cakes for them. But some guys take the easiest way to their cake: they offer to have sex for it! This Will Fuck For Cake Patch is a humorous way to say that you'll do just about anything for some tasty cake, including fucking just about anyone for it. It's part of the Vulgar Patches category on The Cheap Place.
People probably will find this patch a total joke, which is really what it is. Most people aren't serious about going out of their way to fuck just for a piece of cake. Most will fuck just for the sake of having sex! But hey, getting a nice piece of cake, a few cookies, or some other dessert afterwards is certainly a nice extra. This patch might even be a way to get you laid since women will laugh at it and then maybe strike up a conversation with you.
While most patches use white thread for words, this one does 'Will fuck' in red and 'for cake' in bright yellow. They really pop off the black background so people will easily be able to read them. The patch measures 3.5 inches wide by 2 inches tall. It can be ironed on to almost all materials or sewn on to leather. What's really great is that if you want to get a lot of these patches to resell or to give out as gives, you can purchase wholesale biker patches and save a lot of money.
