Have you had one of those long days where you just didn't get to stop to catch your breath? Maybe things started going wrong or you had to handle many different disasters at once. Either way, you just need something good to happen, something like having sex! You want one of those great hugs that slowly makes your clothes fall off until you're having sex. One way of hinting that you want this is to add a I Need One of Those Hugs That Turns Into Sex Funny Patch. You'll find it under the Funny Patches category on The Cheap Place.
Having sex is a great way of relieving tension and turning a horrible day around. If you are married, it might not be that difficult to talk your spouse into a little after-work lovemaking. If you're not, you're off to the bar to pick up someone! That might not be as easy as you think, but maybe pointing to this patch and then giving some hot woman a big hug is all you need. You never know, this patch may be all you need.
This patch features white text embroidered on a black background. It measures 4 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall. The patch can be ironed on to your clothing using the heat-activated plastic backing, or if you're putting it on leather, you can sew it on, the patch has thick die cut borders that make sewing very easy. If you've had a horrible day and just want a little sex, give someone a big hug and see what happens!
