Motorcycles are sexy. There's no denying that. Just being atop a bike can make you seem a little sexier, too. There's something about a man sitting on all that metal and power that drives women crazy. Once she sees your ride, her entire attitude towards you can change. The next thing you know, she's up on the back of your bike and you're taking her home. Then she's all over you! Well, maybe it doesn't always happen quite like that, but the Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1903 Patch does have a little truth to it. You'll find it in the Biker Patches section.
Motorcycles have actually been around before 1903. The first fueled motorcycle was built in Germany in 1885, but it was somewhat different from today's modern bikes. It had two outrigger wheels on the back, for example, that helps keep it upright when turning. Several years later, in 1894, the first series production motorcycle was built in Germany. This Hildebrand & Wolfmuller model was also the first to be called a motorcycle. Modern motorcycle manufacturing then took off in Europe and India, which was actually the world's largest motorcycle manufacturer until World War I.
If your hot motorcycle has helped you get laid before, this hilarious patch is perfect for you! It is a little bit of a backhanded compliment, of course, since it calls motorcycle riders ugly. It measures 4 inches across by 1.5 inches tall. You can sew this patch on to leather if you like, or if you're putting it on a different material, you can iron it on. This patch and many others are available in bulk. Buying wholesale biker patches can save you money and is a great way for patch resellers to build up inventory.
