Sometimes, when you're dealing with annoying or stupid people, all you can think about is how you'll get rid of them. Sometimes, you imagine using methods that are nice enough, like you suddenly remembered somewhere else you have to be or you need to go to the restroom. Other times, it gets to the point where all you can think about is how you'd like to kill the person! This Funny Patch lets people know that you're to that point. The I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Killed You 3 Times Patch should put those annoying people on notice that you're plotting the best way of taking them out.
We all think and imagine a lot of things, killing people just happens to be one of those things that seems to be high on the list some days, especially when you're having a bad day and all you want to do is get away from all the stupid people who have caused it. Just as long as you stay calm (or at least look calm) and don't really go crazy on someone, it's all okay. Just come up with another creative way to kill them and tune out whatever they're saying.
This patch measures 4 by 1.5 inches and is done in white text embroidered on black. You can iron it on to most clothing, canvas belts, hats, and even canvas bags, or if you're putting it on leather, you can sew it on. These funny patches are also available as wholesale biker patches if you're planning to re-sell them online or at a rally.
