The Cheap Place has a lot of different Funny Patches. Some are jokes, some make political statements, and some are amusing statements that actually almost make fun of the person wearing them. That's what the Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Funny Embroidered Patch does. Of course, you're probably not heavily drugged up on sedatives and other mood-altering medication, but hey, sometimes we all act like we could use a heavy dosage of something! If you want to make people laugh while making a little fun of yourself, this patch will accomplish both.
This patch has a couple of different meanings. The most obvious is that you're a psychopath who has to be sedated in order to be around people! Okay, maybe that's not the interpretation you'd like people to get from this patch. Another is that you've had so many drinks, you might as well have been given some major medication. You're sedated for her protection, you're so drunk, you might not be able to stumble into the bedroom with her. Of course, all sedatives wear off eventually, so you never know where things will end up.
This patch measures 4 by 1.75 inches. The text is centered and is embroidered in white on a black background. It's easy to read, so even the drunkest people will be able to make out what it says. You can iron this patch on to almost any type of material, including hats, canvas belts, and canvas wallets. You can also put it on leather, although you should sew it on so you don't ruin the material. Do you want a lot of these patches to resell online or at biker rallies? If you do, don't buy them individually, inquire about wholesale biker patches so you can save some money.
