Don't you hate it when people are assholes? When people just drive you crazy with how mean and rude they can be, you just want to stand up and yell at them. But that usually gets you kicked out of places because it makes you seem like the crazy one. Well, one solution is to add a patch to your jacket that you can point to. Most people will get the hint if you show them a patch like the No Douchebags Patch. You'll find it in the Vulgar Patches category on The Cheap Place.
If you're not familiar with the term, a douchebag, sometimes just called a douche, is a slang word that has been used since the 1960s. It basically means a person, usually a man, is being arrogant, obnoxious, irritating, mean, and rude. In short, they are being an ass. Really, asshole and douchebag are somewhat interchangeable. After all, you can't have enough words for this type of person! Sometimes, a douchebag is being irritating and annoying without intending to be, unlike an asshole, who is doing it to be a jerk. The term comes from the bag used to collect the fluid used from douching, a term that refers to rinsing the bacteria out of the vagina via a stream of water.
The No Douchebags patch measures 3.5 inches across by 1.5 inches tall. It has white text embroidered on black and is very easy to read. No one will misinterpret what you mean with this patch, that's for sure! Let everyone know that you want no douchebags around to ruin your good times.
