Will This Patch Help You Get Laid?

FCK All that is missing is U patchWhat's missing from your sex life?  A woman!  If you're all set to tumble into bed, all you need is a partner to fuck around with.  Picking up ladies can be difficult, but there are a few little things you can do to help attract their attention.  The main thing is to let them know you're interested and looking for sex.  One fun way of doing that is to add a few vulgar patches to your jacket or vest.  These patches usually spell out exactly what you want.  One such patch is the Fck All That Is Missing Is U Patch.

Of course, it will take more than just a patch to get a woman in bed, but it's a place to start.  She might even see it and make some kind of comment, which is a good sign.  You do need to talk to her, of course, and do more than just make it clear you want to sleep with her.

This awesome patch features black text embroidered on a red background, which is a little bit unusual.  Most patches use white text on black, so this one will stand out and catch people's eyes.  The thick black border that goes all around it also helps it stand out, plus it makes it very easy to sew the patch onto leather items.  If you're not putting it on leather, you can iron it on.  What's neat is that if you want to order wholesale biker patches, you get more options, order more than 20 and not only do you save money, but you also can have the patch customized with different colors.

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