Hung Like Einstein Smart As A Horse Patch - 4x1.25 inch, Embroidered

Many men claim to be as smart as Einstein to impress the ladies however this is rarely true.  There are also many men who will claim to be hung like a horse in another attempt to woo the women.  Sadly again this is rarely the truth.  And if you find a man who claims to be both hung like a horse and as smart as Einstein then chances are you have a liar on your hands.  However, there are some men who prefer to be truthful in the hopes that their honesty might help them to fare a little bit better.  For these men, we have the Hung Like Einstein Smart As A Horse Patch.  

This embroidered patch will definitely raise a smile from the ladies and if it doesn’t then walk away and find someone with a sense of humor.  This patch comes from our funny sayings range of patches and is a white on black banner like patch measuring 4 x 1.5 inches.  With thick die cut borders, it can be easily sewn on to any jacket or vest to induce a giggle wherever you go and at least people will admire your honesty.