About Patches

We’ve been working for months on a new design and a faster responding website for you. Hope to release it this week. Browsing our embroidered biker patch categories are going to be a lot easier now that you won’t have to flip through pages and products will automatically load as you scroll down. We’ve also noted our search module is a little weak and only shows products that exactly match what you type. Work is underway to fix this issue as well. Over the past 4 months of this year we’ve added over 200 new patches to our selection. Keep your suggestions coming and we’ll keep increasing our stock, although we are running low on space to store them. Soon enough we’ll outgrow our garage and get a real warehouse. Though must say it has been great not having to commute to work in the mornings.

Everyone’s a little messed up in some way.  Maybe you didn’t get enough hugs as a kid, or maybe you have issues with your siblings or with your job.  There are dozens of things you might need to be in therapy for, but it’s so expensive.  A licensed therapist can charge a ridiculous amount of money for just an hour, and you’re supposed to see them every week?  Who could afford that?  Drinking is much cheaper and can be just as effective!  The Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch is correct in that!  It’s a fun Beer Patch you can buy directly from The Cheap Place.

Think about how much in common these two things have.  You pay a therapist a lot of money to sit on a coach for an hour and talk about how much your life sucks.  On the other hand, you can pay a bartender for a round of booze for you and your friends and tell them how much your life sucks.  It’s cheaper and a lot more fun!  Will drinking make your life better?  Maybe not, but there’s no guarantee therapy will fix it all, either.  So if you’re going to spend money, why not spend it on a fun night out with your biker friends?

This amusing embroidered patch uses white embroidery thread to spell out its messages in a very clear and easy to read font.  The patch has die cut black borders around it that allow you to sew it on to your clothing very easily.  If you’re going to put it on material that can be heated (not leather or nylon), then you can iron the patch on.  This melts the plastic backing and permanently attaches the patch to your clothing.

Are you a professional?  Of what, you might ask.  Of anything!  Maybe you’re a professional job-wise, but maybe you consider yourself a professional biker, professional drinker, or professional lover?  Whatever it is, you should let others know you’re incredibly skilled in whatever it is you do.  If you’re a pro at anything, you need a Pro Patch.  By wearing it, you can be sure people know you’re a pro.  It’s a fun way of showing you’re the top of the field.  It’s one of the awesome small, cool patches on The Cheap Place.

Who declares someone a pro?  Well, it depends.  If you’re a professional athlete, it has to do with what kinds of competitions you enter into and how often you win.  If you’re a professional in your industry, it might have to do with your education and what kind of certificates you have.  A professional drinker might be someone who is often the last man standing when the bar closes.  On the other hand, you can call yourself a pro at a lot of things without anyone else backing you up.  Who’s to say you’re not a professional napper or a pro at farting the alphabet?  Only you!

Let the world know you’re a pro at something by wearing this cheap motorcycle patch.  It’s so small at only 2.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall that you can put it on pretty much anything.  It’s even small enough to fit on your wallet or on the back of your biker gloves.  The patch has an iron-on plastic backing on it so you can easily iron it on to your clothing, but it can also be sewn on.  Sewing it on actually gives it a more professional look.

Stealing is obviously wrong, but while individuals do it all the time, so do some businesses and government agencies.  Isn’t that what the whole recent Wall Street Movement was all about?  Businesses and businessmen stealing from the people.  Well, while that happens all the time, it’s also pretty true that the government steals from us, too.  Just take a look at the current tax code!  If you’re a big believer in this, you need a Don’t Steel Government Hates Competition Patch.  It’s one of the fun Political Patches you’ll find on The Cheap Place.

The government seems to steal from us in many different ways.  Taxes, of course, are pretty obvious.  They tax us for everything: what we buy, where we live, the money we make, even our deaths get taxed!  Then there are all the fees and charges you have to pay to get anything from the government, it seems like.  You can’t even get a driver’s license without paying for it!  Since the government steals from us on a pretty daily basis, they don’t want anyone else going around stealing, too!  So don’t steal, or you’ll find yourself in jail because the government loves to squash all the competition.

This biker patch uses white embroidery thread on a black background.  It measures four inches long by an inch wide.  That means you can easily iron it on to just about anything—jacket, vest, canvas belt, hat, bag…anything you want to personalize.  You can iron this patch on to almost any material, but note that if you’re going to put it on leather or nylon, you’ll need to sew it on.  Sewing it on gives the patch a more professional look, anyway.

When someone cuts you off on your way to work, the proper thing is to honk your horn at them.  Let them know they’re driving like a maniac.  Or honk to let them know the light is green and they need to put the cell phone away and drive.  But most assholes don’t deserve a honk, they need a one-fingered salute.  Flip them off and watch them get angry!  Then point to your Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch to let them know it’s your only option.  It might not make them any less pissed, but at least you’ll have a good laugh.  This is one of the Funny Patches on The Cheap Place.

When a person is having a bad day, or when they have major road rage, they’re likely to flip the bird all the time.  Of course, this makes other people get pissed and leads to more road rage.  Then there’s the fact that most of the time, your horn is working just perfectly!  But after laying on the horn over and over, it may not be getting the job done.  In that case, it’s time to raise your hand and extend the middle finger!

This embroidered patch measures four inches long by an inch and three-quarters tall.  The embroidered phrase “horn broken watch for finger” is done in white thread on a black background.  The patch also has black die cut borders all the way around it.  These borders make it easy to sew the patch on leather or nylon clothing.  You can sew it on to other materials, too, or you can iron it on using the heat-activated plastic on the back of the patch.

It seems like immigration is a big deal these days.  Lawmakers spend a lot of time going around and around with how we should handle all these people wanting to come into the country.  How about we just tell people to fuck off because the United States is full!  If you want to tell immigrants this, you can wear the Fuck Off We Are Full Patch.  Sure, it’s offensive, and you’ll probably piss off a lot of people (immigrants and liberals, mostly), but it makes it clear where you stand.  This patch is in the Offensive Patches category.

This iron on biker patch is shaped like the United States.  It’s fairly detailed, even showing a vague idea of the great lakes.  The words “Fuck off we are full” are spaced out around the patch in black, while the background is white.  The country is outlined in a thick black border, so you can easily sew it on to your jacket or vest with black thread.

Embroidered patches like this are a great way of announcing your views on politics without shouting about them all the time.  Just wear the patch on your jacket and let other people do the work.  Once they see it, they’re likely to start up a conversation about immigration.  It might be an agreeable conversation, or it might be a long argument.  Either way, the patch has done its job!

This patch is four inches across at its widest point and two and a half inches tall at its tallest.  To put this patch on leather or nylon, you will need to sew it on.  To add it to other materials, you can iron it on using a standard household iron.