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Funny Inspirational Patches

Find inspiration with these funny saying patches you can sew or iron on to your clothing. This is a collection of our patches that are both inspiring and funny at the same time. You can find more Funny Patches at our store by visiting the main funny patches category.

Money Never Sleeps Patch

Money Never Sleeps Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Permanently Tired Patch

Permanently Tired Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Miss Obama Patch

I Miss Obama Patriotic Iron on Patch

3x3.1 inch as low as $2.50
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Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch In RWB

Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch | Embroidered Patches

When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Patch

Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Broken Bones Club Member Patch

Broken Bones Club Member Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You need to do Better Patch

You need to do Better Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Bark if you can't Bite Patch

Don't Bark if you can't Bite Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I love hot moms Patch

I love hot moms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Mama Say's I'm Special Patch

Mama Say's I'm Special Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch

In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Make Cute Babies Patch

I Make Cute Babies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Patch

You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I love my hot wife Patch

I love my hot wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cell Phones And Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns And Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It Gets Worse before it gets worse Patch

It Gets Worse before it gets worse Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nobody Cares Work Harder Patch

Nobody Cares Work Harder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Don't Be a Part of the Problem Be the Whole Problem Patch

Don't Be a Part of the Problem Be the Whole Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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How you doin Keep it movin Patch

How you doin Keep it movin Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Good Judgement Comes from experience and a lot of that comes from Bad Judgement Iron on Patch

Good Judgement Comes from experience and a lot of that comes from Bad Judgement Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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What doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me Patch

What doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Living in the New World with an Old Soul Patch

Living in the New World with an Old Soul Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead Patch

When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead. It's the same thing when you are Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Red Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Guns Don't Kill People Dads with Pretty Daughters Do Iron on Skull Pistols Patch

Guns Don't Kill People Dads with Pretty Daughters Do Iron on Skull Pistols Funny Iron on Patch

4x3.7 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Only Common Sense was more Common Iron on Patch

If Only Common Sense was more Common Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Patch

Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Iron on Novelty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch

I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Patch

Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Forgive And Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Patch

Forgive and Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Build Your Own Dreams or Else Someone Will Hire you to Build Theirs Iron on Patch

Build Your Own Dreams or Else Someone Will Hire you to Build Theirs Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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