Funny Saying Patches for Ladies

This category features all our funny patches just for ladies. All these patches can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. Be careful to refrain from ironing on patches to leather, suede or nylon material. Heat will scorch these fabrics. You can however sew all our patches on to your clothing, they all feature embroidered borders.

Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rebel Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Sugar Skull Patch

2.5x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Bombshell Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Bitch Mode On Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Bitch Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Stop Staring at my Boobs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cherry Funny Iron on Patch

2.3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Cute Babies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Happy Spouse Happy House Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Emotionally Damaged Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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