Shop Novelty Patches to Sew or Iron to Your Clothes

Our Novelty Patches collection includes a lot of fantastic pieces, some of which have been around for years! Whether you are looking for a smiley face, a biohazard sign, a mudflap girl, or even a flaming 8 ball, we probably have it. We carry all the most popular novelty patches along with some you've probably never seen before.

I Miss Obama Patriotic Iron on Patch

3x3.1 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Lucha Libre Iron on Novelty Patch

2.5x3.7 inch as low as $2
$3

I Can't Breathe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
$2.50

Censored Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Friend of Dorothy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Cunt Tree AF Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Made in the 20's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Toxic Don't Say I didn't Warn Ya Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Duck Hunter Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2
$3

Squeaky Wheel Gets the Oil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Galactic Explorer Patch

4x4 inch as low as $2
$3

RV Camper Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Wild Bill Patch

2.88x3 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Mechanic Bot Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Cowboy Van Gogh Patch

2.63x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

Zombie Head Patch

3.3x3.9 inch as low as $2
$3

Tow Truck Patch

4x3.5 inch as low as $2
$3

Witch on a Broom Patch

4x3.25 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Continental Divide Trail Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $2
$3

Run Boston Run Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Denali National Park Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $2
$3

Grand Canyon Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $2
$3

John Muir Trail Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $2
$3

Mount Whitney Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $2
$3

You are out of time pirate patch

3.75x3.75 inch as low as $2
$3

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1
$2.50

Shit Happens Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
$2.50

Koala Sign Iron On Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

Brown Lion Head Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Hurricane Irma Florida Strong Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Medium Orange Eyes Iron on Patch

4x1.7 inch +2 size/colors as low as $2.50
$3

Medium Yellow Eyes Iron on Patch

4x1.7 inch +2 size/colors as low as $2.50
$3

Wacky Mummy Iron on Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x3.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

I miss Reagan Patriotic Iron on Patch

3x3.1 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

I miss Trump Iron on Patch

3x3.1 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Zombie Patch

2.9x4 inch as low as $2
$3

Zombie Patch

2.8x3.9 inch as low as $2
$3

Afro Clown Patch

3.75x4 inch as low as $2
$3

I miss Bush Jr Patriotic Iron on Patch

3x3.1 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Fuck Masks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Made in the 00's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Paradise Island Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

Skull Pirate Mate Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50
$2.50

Twitter verified Patch

2x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Deranged Jolly Roger Pirate Patch

3.25x3 inch as low as $2
$3

Psycho Clown Patch

3.1x3 inch as low as $2
$3

Pirate Patch

3x2.38 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50
$2.50

Skull Pirate Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

Van Gogh Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

Fuck you Corona Virus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

It's Okay I'm Vaccinated Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Vaccinated Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Made in the 10's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Patches That Don't Fit Elsewhere

So what is a novelty patch? In our business, it is a patch that doesn't fit into any of the other categories. A novelty patch isn't a biker or military patch. It doesn't qualify as a Christian, ladies, or gun patch. If we can't categorize it elsewhere, it is a novelty patch at The Cheap Place.

Know that just because an item is considered a novelty patch doesn't mean you're getting anything less in terms of quality or price. All our novelty patches are high quality pieces offering top-notch materials and craftsmanship along with impeccable embroidery.

Sew or Iron Them On

Just like the patches in all our other categories, novelty patches come with both a high-quality border and a plastic backing with iron-on glue. Use the border to hide your thread when you choose to sew a patch to a piece of clothing. If you choose the iron-on method instead, you'll just need an open piece of fabric and a hot iron.

We offer ironing instructions here on our website, so be sure to take a look at them before proceeding. Just remember the most important thing about ironing patches to clothing: hot irons can easily damage leather. If you want to attach novelty patches to a leather jacket or vest, sew them on.

As always, novelty patches from The Cheap Place are affordable and easy to get. We do our best to ship the same day orders are placed. We also offer wholesale accounts to resellers and customers in need of bulk embroidered patches.