Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

But Did you Die Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch
    $3.99$2.99
That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Stomp My Flag And I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Sorry Officer I thought you wanted to race Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I see Your Point but you are Still Full Of Shit Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck Off Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Abcdefucku Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Mess With Trailer Park Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Enjoying Freedom Thank A Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Hang Up And Drive Fucktard Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Lick Me Til I Scream Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Trump'n Roll Making America Great Again Patch
    $3.99$2.99
None of My Personalities Like You Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Show Your Tits Patch
    $3.99$2.99
If You Can't Feed Them Don't Breed Them Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Who Is Your Daddy Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck The Police Patch Except
    $3.99$2.99
Do You Like My Church Clothes Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Quit Begging Start Working Patch
    $3.99$2.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.