Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Happy Spouse Happy House Patch

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Ex Carnie Patch

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Asshole Customer Patch

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Defend the Second Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

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Made in the 80s Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Made in the 70s Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Made in the 60s Patch

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Made in the 50's Novelty Iron on Patch

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Professional Booby Massager Patch

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Build The Wall Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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2019 Rocker Patch Tan

1.6x0.75 inch as low as $0.75
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The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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About to Void the Warranty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep on Keeping On Patch

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Triggered Patch

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I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

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Ringmaster of the Shitshow Patch

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I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

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Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

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Don't Be a Douche Patch

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Feminist Patch

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Don't Pet Me I'm Working Patch

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Do Not Pet Patch

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Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

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Where is My Burrito Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

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Emotional Creature Patch

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Stop Reading My Patches Patch

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100% Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

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Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

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Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

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Let's Misbehave Patch

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Free Handmade Black Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You're Doing it Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Your Feelings Patch

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Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.