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If I Pass Out please note my time Patch

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Warning I void warranties Patch

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Hold my juice box and Watch this Patch

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Currently Unsupervised Patch

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I legit Don't Care Patch

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You've Yeed your Last Haw Patch

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Safety Second Patch

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Stop Staring at My Dad Bod Patch

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Sorry I'm not listening Patch

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Don't Grow Up It's a Trap Patch

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I enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck Patch

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Funny How Good Fella Patch

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I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

I'm Billing you for this Conversation Patch

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I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

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The Universe is made of protons neutrons electrons and morons patch

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I'll get over it I just need to be Dramatic First Patch

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Warning I have no Idea what I'm Doing Patch

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To Be Frank I would have to change my name Patch

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Tow Truck Driver I'm The One the Bank Warned you about Patch

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Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch

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For Those I love I will do Great and Terrible Things Patch

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I told you I was sick Patch

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My Life feels Like a test I didn't Study For Patch

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Physically Fit and Tattooed as Shit Patch

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All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Dog Patch

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I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

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All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Cat Patch

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Support Drunk Times Patch

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If it was inappropriate I probably Said it Patch

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Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just not to me Patch

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May All Your Ups and Downs be in Bed Patch

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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Patch

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Being 20 in the 70s was way more fun that being 70 in the 20s Patch

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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

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Shit Show Supervisor Patch

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I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

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See you in my DMs Patch

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Like Share Subscribe Patch

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I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

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Show me The Butthole Patch

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Not The Medic Patch

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I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

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I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Iron on Patch

I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Patch

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If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Iron on Patch

If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Patch

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You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Iron on Patch

You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Patch

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I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

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I don't Work Here Patch

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Meme War Veteran Patch

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Tell Your Cat I said PSPSPS Iron on Patch

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When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Iron on Patch

When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Patch

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It Will Probably Get Worse Iron on Patch

It Will Probably Get Worse Patch

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Warning I cause Safety Briefs Iron on Patch

Warning I cause Safety Briefs Patch

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That's What I do I drink and I know Things Iron on Patch

That's What I do I drink and I know Things Patch

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I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

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Let me Talk to your Supervisor Iron on Patch

Let me Talk to your Supervisor Patch

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Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Iron on Patch

Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Patch

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Peace Was Never an Option Duck with Knife Iron on Patch

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Cunt Tree AF Funny Iron on Patch

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Milf'n ain't easy funny patch

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My Dog Was Right About You Patch

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Suck Less Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Like 106% Tired Funny Patch

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I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Patch

I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Funny Patch

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid Patch

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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Patch

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Toxic Don't Say I didn't Warn Ya Patch

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50 Percent I Don't Know 50 Percent I don't care Patch

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Deep Down I am Shallow Patch

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I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

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I'm with the Band Funny Iron on Patch

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Manamanah Funny Iron on Patch

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You Can't Make This Shit Up Funny Iron on Patch

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Thou Shalt Not Try Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Another Successful Day of Disappointing My Parents Patch

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Riverbottom Nightmare Band Funny Iron on Patch

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My Life is a Series of WTF Moments separated by Snacks Patch

My Life is a Series of WTF Moments separated by Snacks Funny Iron on Patch

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Return To Sender Funny Iron on Patch

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Participation Trophy Husband Funny Iron on Patch

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Goat Patch

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I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

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