Some of the patches on The Cheap Place feature witty sayings, images that stand for different things, or show your allegiance to a specific state or country. But then there are the Beer Patches, which are funny and, usually, pretty blunt. That Will Fuck For Beer Patch is certainly very blunt and pretty straight to the point. It's pretty clear exactly what you want from a woman. If you're not looking to be subtle in your approach, this patch is a great option for your jacket or vest.
Basically, all you're saying here is that you'll have sex for someone if they give you a beer or two. What more do you need than a little alcohol, a hot chick, and a place to get naked. Actually, after a few drinks, the "hot chick" part might be negotiable, any woman will do after you've got some drinks in you!
This patch, also called an iron on applique, is easy to attach to different jackets, vests, jeans, and even hats. A lot of people don't realize these patches can be put on hats, but they make a cool addition to a plain cap. You can also attach them to canvas belts. If you're going to put it on leather, though, you'll want to sew it on. This patch measures 4 by 1.5 inches. Stick it on any article of clothing and let women know what you'll do for a beer or two!
