There are a lot of different types of drunks. There are the weepy drunks who start sobbing uncontrollably after several drinks. Then there are the silly drunks who just can't stop laughing, and every single thing they say, see, or do is hilarious. But there are also some asshole drunks. These types of drunks are rude, mean, and just not very pleasant to be around! If you're one of these types of drunks, you should have an Instant Asshole Add Beer Patch on your jacket that warns people! You'll find it in the Beer Patches category.
'Instant Asshole - Just Add Beer' is what the patch says. On either side is a beer bottle. You can stick this patch on any part of your jacket, vest, or even your hat and people will know that after you've drank a bit, you're likely to become an asshole. It's a nice warning system, although your friends probably already know what kind of drunk you are. The only downside is that it might scare off any potential new drinking buddies, unless of course they become assholes after a few beers, too!
This patch measures four inches wide by one and a quarter inches tall. The beer bottles and the word 'beer' are done in yellow, while the rest of the letters are in white. You can sew it onto leather clothes or iron it on to non-leather.
While it might scare off people who can't stand mean asshole drunks, many people will appreciate the warning this patch offers!
