Archive for June, 2010

I work as an office manager and I have to be hard with my staff to ensure that they get the work done.  I am still young at only 27 years of age but I have worked hard to get where I am and I get really pissed off when I hear people insinuate that I have slept my way into my position.

I have worked for the same company for almost eight years and I have worked hard and fought my way to the top.  So when these jumped up little assholes come in thinking they can mess me about I put them in their place fast.

What is it with guys, who just can’t seem to handle having a woman for a boss?  Isn’t it time to get with the times and realise that women hold positions of power all over the world.  Needless to say I have a reputation as being a bitch but it is one reputation that I am prepared to nurture if it gets the work done and keeps me in the good books with my boss.

I don’t mix with my colleagues for that exact reason.  I would never go out for a drink with them as I don’t want to let my guard down after a few glasses of wine.  But that doesn’t mean I don’t have fun or I don’t have my own friends.  I have a motorcycle which I only take with me to work on Friday so that when the day is done, I can change into my biker gear and head out for some fun.

With my reputation to preserve I thought I might as well find a patch that my staff would appreciate so I scoured the internet until I came across TheCheapplace.com.  This site had a host of embroidered patches to choose from and I not only found the exact one I was looking for but I found another one too which I thought would go well on my jacket and after buying the first one, I found a need for the second.

The one I was looking for has been placed on the back on my jacket so when I head out the door on a Friday, they can all see it.  The ‘I’m A Bitch, Deal With It’ patch lets them all know that I am aware of what they think of me and that I just don’t give a shit.

To be honest when I first put this patch on my jacket, a couple of the younger girls thought I was trying to break the ice and that I wanted to be their friend!  Come on – do I look that desperate?  Hey I know they were trying to be nice but as I mentioned before I had seen another patch on the site while doing my search so I went back and bought this one too.  The ‘Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch’ let them know that I was there boss and nothing more.  And as well as getting them to back off, it also helped to enhance my reputation as the biggest bitch in the office. Which to be honest I am more than happy with!

I am what you would call a classic asshole – well that’s according to my girlfriend.  She says I take her for granted and I leave her to do everything around the house.  Sometimes I wonder why she stays with me if I am such an asshole!

Maybe its my charm and my good looks – am I being too modest here?  Well we have been together for about four years and in the beginning we were really great together.  She was great fun and always up for a laugh.  We used to go out all the time and every weekend we would hop on my Harley and hit the open roads.  She had her own apartment and I still lived with my folks so we usually stayed at her place at the weekends and a couple of times during the week I would stay over there too.

And to be honest things were good.  She seemed like she was really happy so after maybe a year or so, she asked me if I wanted to move in with her.  We thought this was the best thing as I had been staying there more and more and she though it would be great.

And that is when things slowly started to change.  She wanted to stay in more and watch TV together, while I was still happy to be riding around on my bike and having fun.  What is it with women?  Once you make any sort of commitment, they suddenly turn into a nagging housewife.  And I really thought that only happened when you signed your life away by making an honest woman of them!  And suddenly I’m the asshole!

Well I decided to get a patch on my jacket which I thought she would take in a light hearted manner.  The ‘Classic Asshole’ patch from TheCheapplace.com was perfect for placing on my biker jacket.  I strategically positioned it at the back of my jacket so that when I headed out on my bike at the weekend, she would see it staring right back at her.  I thought she would find it funny but she hit the roof.  You wouldn’t believe the names she called me – if I tell you asshole was the nicest one, then you might begin to get an idea.

Seriously man, do I really need this shit in my life?  I think not.  I think someone needs to wake up and take a long hard look at herself in the mirror as she is in danger of becoming the ‘Classic Bitch’ in more ways than one!

Aside from biker patches I have recently added about 50 new biker pins to my online inventory. As always there is no shipping charges whatsoever for US orders. And international orders of any size pay only a $1.99 to have them shipped the same day you place your order.

The new pins I’ve just added are all made in USA. They are 100% lead free and made of Pewter material. Specially designed for bikers. Each pin has two nails on the back to ensure that they do not spin out of orientation once attached to your leather vest.

I also do have some pin guards you could purchase separately to better secure your pins to your vest. These pin guards are basically cylindrical collars that you feed on the back of the pin nail (after piercing them through your vest) and then tightened with little black screws with the provided allen wrench. Once this is done properly there is no way of that pin falling off your vest ever! Or so claims the manufacturer but I do have many bikers telling me that they really do work.

Let me get to the choices of the new pins. I have officer pins for clubs. They will define whether you are the president, treasurer, chaplain of your club. Ofcourse there are a total of 9 different officer pins to make sure each officer carries the rank they are.

Browse the entire selection of biker pins I’ve recently added  and already had available for those that were not aware.

As always ride safe and save some money on biker gear at The Cheap Place. Your friendliest online store operated by me and my family.

I am young free and single and make no apologies for heading out on my bike and enjoying myself.  Plenty of people think I need to settle down and start ‘growing up’ but I just like my life at the moment.

I ride from town to town every weekend and look for girls.  My buddy and I head out every Friday night and look for another town to visit where we can have our wicked way with the ladies and then we ride on out again the next day looking for some fun elsewhere.  Occasionally we stick around for more than one night but not often.  It’s not as much fun but it can sometimes serve a higher purpose.  Such as when I am seriously too hung-over to get back on my motorcycle.

Now don’t get me wrong, I do have a job and I work hard Monday to Friday but at the weekends I like to party and have fun with my friend and with a few of the ladies.  Of course I still live at home with my parents during the week but come the weekend I like to get out and do my thing.  As you can imagine this partying lifestyle does not go down too well with the folks.

If nagging was a profession, my mom would be the CEO of the largest corporation in the world!  That’s why I bought myself this superb patch from TheCheapplace.com to stick on my biker vest.  The ‘I Spend Most Of My Money On Women And Beer The Rest I Just Waste Patch, ’ really gets on my moms nerves.  It just reminds her of how I spend my weekends and how I view the money I give her each week for my keep.

But to be honest I’m not going to change any time soon.  Why get old before your time?  Life is for living and that is what I am doing.  I’m not reckless – I make sure I practice safe sex and I don’t drink and drive.  So why settle down when I’m just not ready?

And I don’t hear too many of the ladies complaining either.  I have another patch on the front of my vest which gives some of them a giggle and which others find offensive.  But it just gives me a better idea of who I will get my wicked way with and who will knock me down flat!

Do you often pretend to be something that you’re not just to impress a girl?  Well I have done this countless times and for what I ask myself.  Really if a girl doesn’t like me the way I am then I’m just not gonna bother anymore.

To be honest it has taken me quite a number of years to actually realise that this is the way I should approach dating.  Many times I have lied about what I do for a living, about how much money I have, where I come from, things I like – you name it, I’ve lied about it.

And the worst thing of all is that nine times out of ten I’ve been pulled up short in my lie and then its been really embarrassing and frankly ‘the kiss of death’ for the relationship.  But did I learn?  No I did not.

I really don’t know how I expected to get away with the many lies I’ve told.  Surely at the end of the day, if I wanted to build a lasting relationship with someone, telling them lies from the off wasn’t really the right way to go about it.

However, sometimes telling a few porkies here and there can actually help when you want to impress the ladies and to encourage them to get into a physical relationship with you!  This works out well for a while but when they find out the truth – and believe me they will – you’d better start running.

But if you are getting on a bit like me and feel that the time is right to start settling down then you might want to take a different approach.  That is why I decided to buy the ‘What You See Is What You Get Patch’ from TheCheapplace.com.  This gives the ladies a heads up that if they don’t like what they see then tough!

Seriously it actually helps.  It can stop the ladies from wondering if I have a mansion somewhere in Los Angeles and can put their minds at rest that I absolutely do not have millions of dollars in the bank.

And for many of them who don’t like what they see, I have found another patch which will ensure that I feel better about myself, no matter what they think.  The ‘I’m Perfect Just The Way I Am patch‘ keeps me on the right track and stops me from uttering the words ‘Hi, pleased to meet you, I’m a huge star in the UK’!