Shop Novelty Patches to Sew or Iron to Your Clothes

Our Novelty Patches collection includes a lot of fantastic pieces, some of which have been around for years! Whether you are looking for a smiley face, a biohazard sign, a mudflap girl, or even a flaming 8 ball, we probably have it. We carry all the most popular novelty patches along with some you've probably never seen before.

Pit Bull Spike Collar Iron on Patch

4x3.8 inch +1 size/colors as low as $2.50
$3

I Miss Obama Patriotic Iron on Patch

3x3.1 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Lucha Libre Iron on Novelty Patch

2.5x3.7 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

I Can't Breathe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
$2.50

Censored Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Friend of Dorothy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Cunt Tree AF Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Made in the 20's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Toxic Don't Say I didn't Warn Ya Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Duck Hunter Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2
$3

Squeaky Wheel Gets the Oil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Galactic Explorer Patch

4x4 inch as low as $2
$3

RV Camper Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Wild Bill Patch

2.88x3 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Mechanic Bot Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Cowboy Van Gogh Patch

2.63x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

Zombie Head Patch

3.3x3.9 inch as low as $2
$3

Tow Truck Patch

4x3.5 inch as low as $2
$3

Witch on a Broom Patch

4x3.25 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Continental Divide Trail Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $2
$3

Run Boston Run Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Denali National Park Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $2
$3

Grand Canyon Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $2
$3

John Muir Trail Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $2
$3

Mount Whitney Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $2
$3

You are out of time pirate patch

3.75x3.75 inch as low as $2
$3

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Shit Happens Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Koala Sign Iron On Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Brown Lion Head Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50$1.75 Save 30%

Hurricane Irma Florida Strong Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

Medium Orange Eyes Iron on Patch

4x1.7 inch +2 size/colors as low as $2
$3$2 Save 33%

Medium Yellow Eyes Iron on Patch

4x1.7 inch +2 size/colors as low as $2
$3$2 Save 33%
$2.50$1.75 Save 30%

Wacky Mummy Iron on Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x3.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50$1.75 Save 30%

I miss Reagan Patriotic Iron on Patch

3x3.1 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50$1.75 Save 30%

I miss Trump Iron on Patch

3x3.1 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50$1.75 Save 30%

Zombie Patch

2.9x4 inch as low as $2
$3$2 Save 33%

Zombie Patch

2.8x3.9 inch as low as $2
$3$2 Save 33%

Afro Clown Patch

3.75x4 inch as low as $2
$3$2 Save 33%

I miss Bush Jr Patriotic Iron on Patch

3x3.1 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50$1.75 Save 30%
$2.50$1.75 Save 30%

Fuck Masks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Made in the 00's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

Paradise Island Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Skull Pirate Mate Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50$1.75 Save 30%
$2.50$1.75 Save 30%
$2.50$1.75 Save 30%

Twitter verified Patch

2x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Deranged Jolly Roger Pirate Patch

3.25x3 inch as low as $2
$3$2 Save 33%

Psycho Clown Patch

3.1x3 inch as low as $2
$3$2 Save 33%

Pirate Patch

3x2.38 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50$1.75 Save 30%
$2.50$1.75 Save 30%

Skull Pirate Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Van Gogh Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Fuck you Corona Virus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

It's Okay I'm Vaccinated Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

Vaccinated Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Made in the 10's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

Patches That Don't Fit Elsewhere

So what is a novelty patch? In our business, it is a patch that doesn't fit into any of the other categories. A novelty patch isn't a biker or military patch. It doesn't qualify as a Christian, ladies, or gun patch. If we can't categorize it elsewhere, it is a novelty patch at The Cheap Place.

Know that just because an item is considered a novelty patch doesn't mean you're getting anything less in terms of quality or price. All our novelty patches are high quality pieces offering top-notch materials and craftsmanship along with impeccable embroidery.

Sew or Iron Them On

Just like the patches in all our other categories, novelty patches come with both a high-quality border and a plastic backing with iron-on glue. Use the border to hide your thread when you choose to sew a patch to a piece of clothing. If you choose the iron-on method instead, you'll just need an open piece of fabric and a hot iron.

We offer ironing instructions here on our website, so be sure to take a look at them before proceeding. Just remember the most important thing about ironing patches to clothing: hot irons can easily damage leather. If you want to attach novelty patches to a leather jacket or vest, sew them on.

As always, novelty patches from The Cheap Place are affordable and easy to get. We do our best to ship the same day orders are placed. We also offer wholesale accounts to resellers and customers in need of bulk embroidered patches.