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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Your hole is my Goal Patch

Your hole is my Goal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Identify as a Biker Patch

I Identify as a Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Savage Patch

Savage Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hellbound Patch

Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Patch

Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Patch

Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Did I say that Out Loud Patch

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dirty Little Freak Patch

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Feel a Sin Coming On Patch

I Feel a Sin Coming On Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Professional Booby Massager Patch

Professional Booby Massager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Made in the 90s Patch

Made in the 90s Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Please Cancel My Subscription to your Issues Patch

Please Cancel My Subscription to your Issues Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Smile It Looks Good on You Patch

Smile It Looks Good on You Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Never Trust a Fart Patch

Never Trust a Fart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch In Red | Embroidered Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

3x2.75 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I thought growing old would take longer Patch

I thought growing old would take longer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cracker Patch

Cracker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come funny patch

Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch Go Fuck Yourself

Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Wood Spoon Survivor Patch

Wood Spoon Survivor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Well that didn't go as planned My Life's Story Patch

Well that didn't go as planned My Life's Story Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sarcastic Me NEVER Patch

Sarcastic Me NEVER Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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