Funny Sayings

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

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I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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Gimp Funny Iron on Patch

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Zombie Hunter Stripe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Zombie Hunter Funny Iron on Patch

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Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me FUN Patch

Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Not An Accurate Representation Of White People Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not An Accurate Representation Of White People Funny Iron on Patch

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English Compadre Do You Speak It Patch | Embroidered Patches

English Compadre Do You Speak It Funny Iron on Patch

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I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

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Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

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It's Not Personal It's Just Business Patch

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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

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Cancel cancel Culture Patch

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I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

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I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Patch

I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Funny Iron on Patch

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Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

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Hashtag Doucebag Funny Iron on Patch

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Just Trump It Funny Iron on Patch

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A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

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Things Just Got Weird Funny Iron on Patch

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Life Begins at 40 Iron on Morale Patch

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Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

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Fuck The Kingsguard Fuck the City Fuck The King and Fuck you too Patch

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It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Patch

It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Funny Iron on Patch

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Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

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Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

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Made in the 00's Patch

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Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

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Efficiency is Clever Laziness Funny Iron on Patch

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I Got My Own Back Patch

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Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

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Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Patch

Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Funny Iron on Patch

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Shut up The Fuck You Must Funny Iron on Patch

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You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Patch

You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Funny Iron on Patch

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Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Patch

Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Have a Whistle Now is The Time Patch

If You Have a Whistle Now is The Time Funny Iron on Patch

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Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

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This is My Clone Funny Iron on Patch

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You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Patch

You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Funny Iron on Patch

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Heavens to Betsy Funny Iron on Patch

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Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Patch

Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Funny Iron on Patch

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You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Patch

You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Funny Iron on Patch

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Come Crappy Leave Happy Funny Iron on Patch

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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

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Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Patch

Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Funny Iron on Patch

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God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Patch

God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Funny Iron on Patch

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Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

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Life Begins at 60 Patch

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Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

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Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

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When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

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If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

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Live Free Ride Wild Patch

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It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

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If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Patch

If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Funny Iron on Patch

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I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Be Stupid Patch

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Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Biker Patch

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When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch

When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Funny Iron on Patch

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Dumb Ass You Are Patch

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Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

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When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch

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Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

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You are not my Supervisor Funny Iron on Patch

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I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Patch

I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Funny Iron on Patch

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I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Patch

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

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Karen Funny Iron on Patch

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Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

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Stay Sext Don't Get Murdered Iron on Patch

Stay Sexy Don't Get Murdered Iron on Funny Iron on Patch

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Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

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Optimistically Pessimistic Funny Iron on Patch

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Assembled in USA with Chinese Parts Patch

Assembled in USA with Chinese Parts Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Patch

I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Funny Iron on Patch

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Cash Me Outside Funny Iron on Patch

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Riverbottom Nightmare Band Funny Iron on Patch

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Return To Sender Funny Iron on Patch

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Funny Saying Patches