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Offensive Iron on Saying Patches

Check out our collection of naughty, offensive and plain rude iron on saying patches. If it offends you then you'll probably find the patch here. Our intent is always good humor but we also know you can't make everyone laugh. If you find the patch to be inappropriate it's fine, you don't have to buy them. RIDE SAFE and have a wonderful day.

If It's Wet Sticky And Not Yours Fun EMT Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Wet Sticky and Not Yours Fun EMT Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Naughty Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Eat Pussy And I Stutter Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Only A Bastard Like Me Could Love A Bitch Like Her Patch

Only A Bastard Like Me Could Love A Bitch Like Her Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Needs Big Tits When You Got An Ass Like This Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hooter Inspector Patch

Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Free Mustache Rides Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Mustache Rides Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Just So You Know I don't Mind Going Back to Prison Patch

Just So You Know I don't Mind Going Back to Prison Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Patch

Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Are We Going To Ride Or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are We Going To Ride or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Admit You Are An Asshole Patch

Admitting You Are an Asshole is The First Step Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Show Your Tits Patch

Show Your Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Meaningless Sex Patch

Don't Assume I'm Not Into Meaningless Sex Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Patch

Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck The Police Patch Except

Fuck The Police Except You Officer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Creek Survivor Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Creek Survivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Patch

What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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VIP Very Immense Penis Patch

VIP Very Immense Penis Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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WTF is an Acronym Patch

WTF is an Acronym Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Buck Fiden Patch

Buck Fiden Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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