Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

Cracker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Crashing Sucks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Cringe Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Crusader Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Daddy's Boy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Daddy's Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Danger Iron on Novelty Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Deckhand Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Deplorable Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Deplorable Rocker Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Dilligaf Patch

3.75x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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DILLIGAF Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Director Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Disabled Vet Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Driller Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Driven by The Spirit Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Drunk Wives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dunkin Deeznuts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Emotional Creature Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ex Carnie Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Fear No Evil Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

Feminist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

FORGIVEN Christian Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

FTW Patch

3.25x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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FTW Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Fuck Off Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Gambler Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Get Some Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Gimp Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Girl Power Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Grumpy Old Fart Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Guns Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Hakuna Matata Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

Hashtag Doucebag Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Heaven Sent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Helmet Laws Suck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

High Society Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Holligan Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Human Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

I Am My Brother's Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got My Own Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got Your 6 Police Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love JC Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.