Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

100 Percent Biker Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Let's Accelerate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Cancervivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Get Some Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Socialist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Biker Grandma Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Shareholder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Official Asshole Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Life Is Good With Jesus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Holligan Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Girl Power Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Guns Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Feminist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Big Bad Wolf Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Independent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Biker Grandpa Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Stfu Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Amen Christian Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

100 Percent Vet Patch

2x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Misfit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Trophy Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Really Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Atheist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Triggered Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Deckhand Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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Crusader Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Gimp Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Lonely Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Let It Be Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Conservative Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Helmet Laws Suck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

American Woman Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Driller Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

100 Percent Vet Patch

3x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Manager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Pimpster Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Stay True Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Gambler Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Infidel Patch

6x1.5 inch as low as $2
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Ex Carnie Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Worm Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Pastor Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Captain Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Live Free Ride Wild Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Christian Biker Vet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Retired Patch

6x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Republican Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Human Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Director Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Cringe Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Mental Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.