Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Lives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Blessed Iron on Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rock Star Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Born Again Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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1 Cross 3 Nails 4 Given Christian Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Oathkeeper Patch

3x2.1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Zero Fucks Given Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got My Own Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FTW Patch

3.25x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Biker Dad Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Asphalt Cowboy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body under construction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker In Training Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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High Society Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Mechanic Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Grumpy Old Fart Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Triker Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trouble Maker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Security Name Tag Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Savage Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Grandma Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Boss Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Gray

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Blue Lives Matter Patch with Blue Line

4x1.7 inch as low as $1.50
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Proud Navy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sinner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Loyalty and Respect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Merica Est 1776 Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Made In USA Patch Reflective

4x1 inch as low as $1.75
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Reflective Patches

Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Obedience School Drop Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

100% Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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Hashtag Doucebag Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Daddy's Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Deplorable Rocker Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Emotional Creature Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Big Papa Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Live To Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thin Blue Line Proud Mom Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Danger Iron on Novelty Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Daddy's Boy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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American Rebel Patch With Flags

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Liberal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Retired Red Line Firefighter Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Thin Blue Line Proud Dad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Orgasm Donor Medic Cross Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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No Club Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.