Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

Redneck Rebel Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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MAGA Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Bitch Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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DILLIGAF Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Proud Air Force Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Anarchist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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American Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x0.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Original Patch

3x1 inch +5 colors as low as $1.50
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Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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American Veteran Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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MAGA Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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SAVED Christian Patch

4x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hakuna Matata Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Space Cadet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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MAGA Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Scooter Trash Patch

3.5x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Nerd Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Proud Army Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Ass Patch

3.25x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Knucklehead Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warrior Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Bombshell Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FORGIVEN Christian Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fear No Evil Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Original Gangsta Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2
$4.99
Reflective Patches

Property Of No One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Outcast Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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NASA Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Back Off Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Proud Coast Guard Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Professional Booby Massager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beer Is Food Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Skool Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Mom Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am My Brother's Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I Got Your 6 Police Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Skool Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lone Wolf Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Out Of Order Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Creek Survivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Infidel Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Vet 100 Percent Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Babe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Dunkin Deeznuts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Bear Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Rebel Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Patriot Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Drunk Wives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Native Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Lives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.