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Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike And That's Close Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike and That's Close Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon And Shot Of Tequila Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon and Shot Of Tequila Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

God Sent me to Teach you a Lesson Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

I'm Fluent In English And Sarcasm Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Fluent In English and Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Dont Let Fear And Common Sense Hold You Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let Fear and Common Sense Hold You Back Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

BLM Biden Likes Minors Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

If It's Wet Sticky and Not Yours Fun EMT Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Think it's Not illegal Yet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Nobody Asked You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Money Never Sleeps Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I Make Shit Happen Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Make Shit Happen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Know License And Registration Patch In Red

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Relax Nothing Is Under Control Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Patch In Red

I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Funny Iron on Patch In Red

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Patch

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Some Need Theraphy I Have My Motorcycle Patch In Red

Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25

$2.50

I Do What I Want Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do What I Want Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I feel so vintage Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1

$2.50

It Is What It Is Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Red

3x2.75 inch as low as $1

$2.50

US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US VETERAN Don't Let the Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Psycho Bitch Magnet Patch | Embroidered Patches

Psycho Bitch Magnet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Nope Not Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

Nope Not Today Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Be Happy it Drives People Crazy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Ride Hard Or Stay Home Black White Patch

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Warning Fart Zone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Fart Zone Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Piss Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $1.50

$2.50

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Rent Me Hourly or All Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Warning Do Not Spank Me I Like It Way Too Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Innocent Looking But Very Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Patch | Embroidered Patches

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Live Laugh Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Armed With A Dangerous Mind Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.

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