Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.