Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Arkansas Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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California Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Florida Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Hawaii Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Illinois Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Iowa Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Nevada Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Oregon Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Tennessee Patch Iron on State Rocker

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Texas Patch Iron on State Rocker

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Original Gangsta Patch

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Lone Wolf Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2.5 inch as low as $2
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Shit Happens Patch

3.75x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Traveling Freak Show Patch

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Fuck You Earn It Offensive Iron on Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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My Gun My Choice My Country Patch

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Lady Vet Patch

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Relax God Is In Control Patch

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Fuck Off We Are Full Patch

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It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Cofounder Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Founder Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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President Patch

3.5x1 inch +4 colors as low as $1.50
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Vice President Patch

3.5x1 inch +3 colors as low as $1.50
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I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

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Veteran Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Secretary Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2
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Reflective Patches

Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rock Star Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nerd Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Chicago Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.