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Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Sweat The Petty Stuff Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch

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I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

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I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

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I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

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The Man The Legend Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Man The Legend Patch

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Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired and Work as a Part Time Pain In The Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

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Stfu Patch

Stfu Patch

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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

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May Not Be Mrs. Right Patch

May Not Be Mrs. Right But I'll Fuck You Till She Shows Up Patch

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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

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Sex Instructor Patch

Sex Instructor Patch

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All Grown Up And Still Fascinated About Nipples Patch

All Grown Up and Still Fascinated About Nipples Naughty Patch

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I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

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You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch

You Look Like I Need Another Drink Funny Iron on Patch

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As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch

Your As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Naughty Patch

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I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch

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My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

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Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

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Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch

Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Iron on Morale Patch

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Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

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My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch

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Are You Into Casual Sex Or Should I Dress Up Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Into Casual Sex or Should I Dress Up Funny Naughty Patch

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Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

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Assman Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Assman Patch

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Breastman Patch

Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

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Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

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Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brains and Tits Patch

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I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Naughty Iron on Patch

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It's Called Fuck Off And It's Located Over There Patch

It's Called Fuck Off and It's Located Over There Patch

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Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Patch

Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Patch

I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Fuck On The First Date Patch

I Fuck On The First Date Naughty Iron on Patch

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Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Naughty Iron on Patch

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I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Happens When You Party Naked Patch

Shit Happens When You Party Naked Funny Iron on Patch

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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

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I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Funny Biker Patch

I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Here Is An Idea Fuck You Patch

Here Is An Idea Fuck You Naughty Iron on Patch

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Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

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If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch

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Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

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Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

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Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If It's Wet Sticky And Not Yours Fun EMT Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Wet Sticky and Not Yours Fun EMT Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some Will Never Like And I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Make Shit Happen Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Make Shit Happen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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FCK Diabetes Gray Ribbon Patch | Embroidered Patches

FCK Diabetes Gray Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $2.50
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FCK Leukemia Orange Ribbon Patch | Embroidered Patches

FCK Leukemia Orange Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Kick Ass Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Kick Ass Girl Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US VETERAN Don't Let the Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Psycho Bitch Magnet Patch | Embroidered Patches

Psycho Bitch Magnet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Forget To Pull My Hair And Smack My Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Forget To Pull My Hair and Smack My Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Are You Talking To Me Or My Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Talking To Me or My Tits Iron on Patch for Ladies

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Patch

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bacon Beer Boobs Patch

Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Make Beer Disappear Patch

I Make Beer Disappear Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Currently Unable To Give A Shit Patch

Currently Unable To Give A Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Smile If You're Horny Patch

Smile If You're Horny Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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American By Birth Asshole By Choice Patch

American By Birth Asshole By Choice Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Once Upon A Time Fuck You The End Patch

Once Upon A Time Fuck You The End Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch

Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch

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