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Funny Military Patches

Shop Funny Military Patches at TheCheapPlace.com. You'll understand the humor behind these patches if you are a Vet or Active Duty member of the US military. You can sew or iron on these embroidered funny military patches. You can find more funny patches by taking a look at our main funny patches category.

Terrorist Hunting Permit Patch

Terrorist Hunting Permit Funny Military Morale Patch

3.75x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2
$3 #2 in Military Patches
Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired and Work as a Part Time Pain In The Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50
Just The Tip Bullet Patch

Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50 #1 in Military Patches
Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I identify as an attack Helicopter Patch

I identify as an attack Helicopter Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man If He's Too Old to Fight He'll Just Kill You Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
God Guns And Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

God Guns and Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
This Is My Peace Sign Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Is My Peace Sign Funny Military Morale Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50
Bullet With Your Name On It Patch

Bullet With Your Name On It Military Morale Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Stomp My Flag And I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch

Stomp My Flag and I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Soldier Cigar Ace of Spades Bullets and Helmet Patch

Soldier Smoking Cigar Patch

3x3.3 inch as low as $2
$3$2 Save 33%
US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US VETERAN Don't Let the Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
My Idea Of Help From Above Sniper On Roof Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Idea Of Help From Above Sniper On Roof Military Morale Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50 #4 in Military Patches
Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50
FIDO Fuck it drive on Military Patch

FIDO Fuck it drive on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Sniper Scope Smiley Face Patch

Sniper Scope Smiley Face Funny Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

3.75x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2
$3$2 Save 33%
Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass US VETERAN Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass US VETERAN Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$2.50
There are no Atheists in Foxholes Patch

There are no Atheists in Foxholes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Patch In White Text | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Patch for Vets

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Where The Hell Is My Medication Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Where The Hell Is My Medication Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch Go Fuck Yourself

Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
You Never go Full Retard Patch

You Never go Full Retard Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
$3 #3 in Funny Patches
SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
$2.50
Peace Was Never an Option Iron on Patch

Peace Was Never an Option Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50 #5 in Military Patches
I'm Retired Go Around Me Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm Retired Go Around Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Done It All But Can't Remember It All Funny Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Done It All But Can't Remember It All Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Vietnam Veteran Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Vietnam Veteran Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops Then Stand in Front of Them Patch

If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops Then Stand in Front of Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
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