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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

ATF Should Be A Convenience Store Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

ATF, Alcohol Tobacco Firearms, Should Be A Convenience Store, Not a Government Agency Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man If He's Too Old to Fight He'll Just Kill You Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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High Society Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

High Society Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Cute But Psycho Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches

That's Mr Asshole To You Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker Prayer Patch

Biker Prayer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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All I Care About Is My Motorcycle And Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

All I Care About Is My Motorcycle and Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Black Bikes Matter Patch

Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I will not comply Patch

I will not comply Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Respect The Beard Patch

Respect The Beard Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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MAde in the 80s Patch

Made in the 80s Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt patch

Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Idea is to Die Young as Late as Possible Patch

The Idea is to Die Young as Late as Possible Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Joe and Hoe Gotta Go Patch

Joe and Hoe Gotta Go Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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