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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Funny Biker Patch

I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love My Crazy Life Patch

I Love My Crazy Life Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Patch | Embroidered Patches

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Roll Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike And That's Close Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike and That's Close Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon And Shot Of Tequila Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon and Shot Of Tequila Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Show Me Yours And I'll Show You Mine Fun Patch

Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Evil Patch With Devil Horns | Embroidered Patches

Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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God Sent me to Teach you a Lesson Patch

God Sent me to Teach you a Lesson Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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BOB Broken Old Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Fluent In English And Sarcasm Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Fluent In English and Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Babe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Sweetheart Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Dont Let Fear And Common Sense Hold You Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let Fear and Common Sense Hold You Back Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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BLM Biden Likes Minors Patch

BLM Biden Likes Minors Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fat Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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If It's Wet Sticky And Not Yours Fun EMT Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Wet Sticky and Not Yours Fun EMT Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Think it's Not illegal Yet Patch

Think it's Not illegal Yet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nobody Asked You Fun Patch

Nobody Asked You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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