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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Wicked Patch

Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Asphalt Angel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Money Never Sleeps Patch

Money Never Sleeps Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Make Shit Happen Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Make Shit Happen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch In Red Black | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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I Know License And Registration Patch In Red

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Relax Nothing Is Under Control Patch

Relax Nothing Is Under Control Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Whatever Patch

Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Patch In Red

I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Funny Iron on Patch In Red

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Patch

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Some Need Theraphy I Have My Motorcycle Patch In Red

Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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I Do What I Want Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do What I Want Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I feel so vintage Patch

I feel so vintage Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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It Is What It Is Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Red

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US VETERAN Don't Let the Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Psycho Bitch Magnet Patch | Embroidered Patches

Psycho Bitch Magnet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nope Not Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

Nope Not Today Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Be Happy it Drives People Crazy Patch

Be Happy it Drives People Crazy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Black White Patch

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cell Phones And Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns And Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Fart Zone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Fart Zone Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Piss Off We Are Full Patch | Embroidered Patches

Piss Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Iron on Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Just Divorced Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Rent Me Hourly Or All Night Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rent Me Hourly or All Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Do Not Spank Me I Like It Way Too Much Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Do Not Spank Me I Like It Way Too Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Naughty Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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