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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Accelerate Patch

Let's Accelerate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'll Shoot a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Warning I cause Safety Briefs Iron on Patch

Warning I cause Safety Briefs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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That's What I do I drink and I know Things Iron on Patch

That's What I do I drink and I know Things Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Iron on Patch

Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Devil Dog Iron on Patch

Devil Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cuck Iron on Patch

Cuck Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Redneck Iron on Patch

Redneck Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Emotional Support Patch

Emotional Support Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Country Boy Iron on Patch

Country Boy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Made in the 20's Patch

Made in the 20's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Pure Evil Iron on Patch

Pure Evil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Organic Iron on Patch

Organic Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Southern Belle Iron on Patch

Southern Belle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Iron on Patch

Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Life feels Like a test I didn't Study For Patch

My Life feels Like a test I didn't Study For Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Show me The Butthole Patch

Show me The Butthole Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Show Supervisor Patch

Shit Show Supervisor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Uncle Fucker Patch

Uncle Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Iron on Patch

When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Privileged Patch

Privileged Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I told you I was sick Patch

I told you I was sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hold My Drink I've Got to Pet this Dog Patch

Hold My Drink I've Got to Pet this Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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For Those I love I will do Great and Terrible Things Patch

For Those I love I will do Great and Terrible Things Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Well My Mom was Right About Everything Patch

Well My Mom was Right About Everything Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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What's the Sitch Patch

What's the Sitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just not to me Patch

Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just not to me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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See you in my DMs Patch

See you in my DMs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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