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Funny and Wise Saying Patches

Look through these Wise Funny Saying Patches you can sew or iron on to your jackets and vests. Find the fun wisdom you've been looking for in this category of embroidered patches. Visit the main Funny Patches category for more funny patches.

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops Then Stand in Front of Them Patch

If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops Then Stand in Front of Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Come Crappy Leave Happy Patch

Come Crappy Leave Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Patch

You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Orange Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Patch

Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Patch

Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Long Live the Beard Patch

Long Live the Beard Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Don't Be Stupid Patch

Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Eagles Don't Fly with Pigeons Patch

Eagles Don't Fly with Pigeons Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Fuck Politics Patch

Fuck Politics Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

4x1.5 inch
$2.50 #4 in Inspiring Patches
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